Spam Poetry

Below is a poem created from the subject lines of 8 messages in my spam folder. Gotcha! FROM OFFICE OF THE WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER. ADDRESS NO.72 AGATA ROAD , COTONOU BENIN  My name is Sameera Hanif,I am a 24 years old refugee from Sudan Attached to this email is your payment notification. WESTERN UNION…

Ka-ching

A few weeks ago I upgraded my phone and extended my Verizon contract another two years. I do not love Verizon, but if you want phone service in this little hamlet, the choice is Verizon. The plan was to get another basic phone, but they enticed me with a free smart phone. Overall I love…

What the Heck- Joran Van der Sloot

It is true; some of us do not make the best choices in terms of a life partner. It’s the most obvious stuff we tend to overlook, things like emotional availability,  overall compatibility, religious differences, and/or  a shared desire for children (or not). But Joran Van der Sloot? This is the guy who admitted killing…