Cure for Old and Crabby

Even the most optimistic aging baby boomer feels old and crabby sometimes. A looming winter storm, a late winter head cold, or achy muscles can make the day feel tedious. The response is to wish for time to pass, to get to tomorrow; however, that is not something an aging person should ever crave. We…

Lesson from the Tech Guy

I stopped by the Verizon store yesterday to buy a new screen protector for my smart phone. Two twenty something men helped me and we all started yakking about nothing much. One of them used the term buttload. I joked with him about his language, but he informed me that butt is a real unit…

True Confessions 2014

Last year I confessed about my love of instant mashed potatoes (recipe here). I don’t eat them all the time, but they are a camping favorite. I feel over-whelmed with the confessional urge again, so I am putting this out for all the world to see: I love that yellow-orange processed American Cheese (2% version). And…

Spring?

Everyone proclaims that spring is coming! Store ads, billboards, and blogs are infectiously optimistic. Ten seed catalogs sit on my coffee table. However, when I look around I see that the sun is still lower on the horizon, creating long shadows when I take photos. The nights are long and cold and the days punctuated…

Wambling Through Wacky Words

Here are my favorite words from recent weeks. wamble     WOM-buhl, or WAM-buhl, verb 1. to move unsteadily. 2. to feel nausea. 3. (of the stomach) to rumble; growl. An example that comes to mind quickly: The groom wambled down the aisle the day after his wild bachelor party delitescent del-i-TES-uhnt, adjective: 1. concealed; hidden; latent. This word sounds so…

Laughing

I wonder if my life is more humorous than others?  Some people plod along without incident or mishap but I find mayhem and laughter wherever I go, from a simple walk around the block to a long trip.  For example, my luggage ends up in Pittsburgh when I fly to California. And if an incident…

My Pals at TSA

I learned something new while coming home from California. As I approached the security line at the airport, a man asked to see my boarding pass, as usual. He told me that I was a TSA-Pre and pointed me to a short line on the far left. I did not have to take off shoes…

New Year’s Resolutions

Years ago I stopped making New Year’s Resolutions, since most (all) of us break them within a week, anyway. To make people think I am all righteous and eager to improve my sorry self, I do make a list; however, the list contains only things I already do in my daily life. Therefore, I cannot fail!…